Ok, not really, but I got my Evil Mastermind t-shirt from Source Gear. The payment was that I had to post a picture of myself wearing it. I don't really like getting my picture taken, so I created this picture instead (hopefully it's good enough).
If you want the full story for the picture, read the Evil Mastermind comic book.
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The picture of me was created with the Simpsonizer. I added the Evil Mastermind image and the text using Paint.Net.
Source Gear (the company that sent me this t-shirt) is run by Eric Sink. Eric has also written a book called Eric Sink on the Business of Software, coined the term Micro-ISV, and has a great blog that I read regularly.