Ok, not really, but I got my Evil Mastermind t-shirt from Source Gear. The payment was that I had to post a picture of myself wearing it. I don't really like getting my picture taken, so I created this picture instead (hopefully it's good enough).
If you want the full story for the picture, read the Evil Mastermind comic book.
The picture of me was created with the Simpsonizer. I added the Evil Mastermind image and the text using Paint.Net.
Source Gear (the company that sent me this t-shirt) is run by Eric Sink. Eric has also written a book called Eric Sink on the Business of Software, coined the term Micro-ISV, and has a great blog that I read regularly.